"Midnight is when the day begins"

I think Mario & Luigi were the original guidos

The Boondocks are the shit!

Who has two thumbs and is speaking at graduation? This guy!

Eating Chinese food

I've been noticing I don't tweet as often as I used to, maybe it's because I have a girlfriend now.

How come theres always a glass of milk with a bowl of cereal in commercials? I don't get it.