LOL Fail

I didn't know babies had to look stylish when they're shitting in a diaper.

Kill Bill is a Disney film?

Inedible to incredible is my new favorite show, you guys need to check it out. Like right now.

I just realized that A Bug's Life is The Three Amigos, but in a cartoon.

Shakira sounds like a dude, there I said it.

"Is it authentic Chinese food if Mexicans are making it?"

"Apparently you don't need to speak perfect english to work at Wal-Mart" @imanacobian

"Do you have anything here besides Mexican food? "

"Jefe, what is a plethora?"

About to Watch Toy Story 3

Youth in Revolt is a really good movie

I'm always used to losing and rejection, that's the life of a Raider fan.

It's gonna be a long night, let's talk people.

Viva Mexico Cabrones

RT @espn: Mexico dooms reeling France, on cusp of last 16 - http://es.pn/9AZfeb

#Mexico gano el partido!

Blanco con el segundo!!! #Mexico 2- #France 0

Penalty for #Mexico!

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!! de #Mexico

#Mexico better kick some french ass tonight

Holla!!! Got a shout out on Live 105!

Thinking about getting a new system, Xbox 360, Playstation 3 or Wii, which one should I get?

Oh my god "You're Cut Off" is the funniest show on Vh1 EVER! The chicks can't even cook their own food, bitches be trippin!

What a shock England is already beating the US #worldcup

Singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" with my dad and @imanacobian.

Goooooooooooooool de Mexico!!!!!!! #worldcup

I saw this girl as Wal-Mart with the monster logo tattooed on her ankle, you know what that tells me, she's really classy.

If Mario had a shotgun... http://ping.fm/aDkRt

I love you @taliahowland

"I don't computer" http://ping.fm/rjKtI