"Midnight is when the day begins"

I think Mario & Luigi were the original guidos

The Boondocks are the shit!

Who has two thumbs and is speaking at graduation? This guy!

Eating Chinese food

I've been noticing I don't tweet as often as I used to, maybe it's because I have a girlfriend now.

How come theres always a glass of milk with a bowl of cereal in commercials? I don't get it.

My girlfriend is the best

With my girlfriend when it comes to me or Desperate Housewives, Desperate Housewives wins.

Thank you

Iron Man 2 was the shit!

About to watch Iron Man 2

At the end of the day we all want someone to listen to us, talk to us, and that will always be there for you no matter what.

City of Blinding Lights is the best song ever.

Only me and @imanacobian would be excited to go into a chocolate store