Best April's Fools joke a girl can pull on a guy: "I'm pregnant"

Talking to my lady about chick flicks and twitter.

RT @CNN: 'Stand and Deliver' teacher Jaime Escalante is dead. http://ping.fm/Ksq6M

I don't get audiobooks, if you have the time to listen couldn't you just read the book instead?

Let's smoke a blunt with Jesus

RT @Soccernet: ESPN Soccer Net News Bolton 0-4 Manchester United http://bit.ly/cKTayX

Soccernet: ESPN Soccer Net News Bolton 0-4 Manchester United http://bit.ly/cKTayX

Nipple shop?

Just ate a burrito the size of my arm only in Oakland.

Headed to the 510

My clothes from the dryer smell like vanilla :-)

#FollowFriday @taliahowland @igog_1 @imanacobian @jaylatt @bnthradio

Best way to pump yourself for the day: Blast Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses in your school parking lot.

Double-U tee eff

Watching South Park with my lady.

Wants to play a massive game of Where's Waldo in New York City.

Chillin' in Oakley

Chillin' in Oakley

Chillin' in Oakley

Chillin' in Oakley

RT @Soccernet: ESPN Soccer Net News Man Utd 2-1 Liverpool: Park sends United top http://bit.ly/bZqZCF

It's official, i'm gay for Gaga. Bad Romance is the shit. (This is what happens when you hang out with teenage girls for a weekend)

So Justin Bieber was chatting with my sister and her friend on Stickam.

She taught me that everyone has someone to love.

Life is like an ocean, the farther you go, the deeper it gets.

Recount is an amazing movie.

The moment you think you're better than everyone else is the moment you're not.

Watching South Park and talking to my lady.

My sister's poem, follow her on Tumblr: http://ping.fm/xFJlc

My lady is awesome.

With my lady when it comes to either me or gossip girl, Gossip girl wins.

Listening to Soundcheck and texting my lady, its a good sunday night.

She is the real thing.

This will be my third day in a row having a burrito.

People of the Bay Area! I need a job, hook a brother up! If your place is hiring please contact me.

Rugby is interesting

Clearly not sober because the burrito from Oakland was so fucking delicious.

I love watching people become frustrated waiting for their bags at the airport. Its funny.

Oakland Airport: Waiting Sucks

"Todo lo de antes, era lo mas bonito" Abuelito Pino

I love talking to my lady.

Watching Babe

Having ribs tonight!

Dreams are strange. Do they tell you what you want to happen or what will happen?

Been trying to chat with my lady on AIM, but so far no luck.

Chinese Buffet bitches!

SJ Flea Market

Welcome to my room

A life without love is a life not worth living.

King of California is one of my new favorite movies.

Watching Major League

Scholes scores his 100th premier league goal! United finally take the lead. #mufc

Coffee in hand, about to watch the Manchester United vs. Wolves game Let's go United! #mufc

Let's talk. Ask for the number.

I got straight A's for the first time in my life! Holla!

A smile can change the world.

Ocean's Eleven is my favorite movie.

A lot to think about tonight. I hope she does as well.

I'm so confused.