Word Placement Fail

Got the job, hella excited!

Job interview tomorrow

#VivaMexico

Listening to Clam Manson, look him up, he's really good.

Picked up "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" Hopefully its a good book.

I love you too much, but it's still not enough.

http://ping.fm/YE1uD Proud to have one of those million

Saw this douchebag at the bowling alley, he was hella tan, had a tight shirt, gelled hair and starting flexing in the line for snacks.

White people, please don't take bowling seriously.

My little sister is starting high school tomorrow, holy crap time flies by

AT&T #fail

#youarestupidif you think justin biebers music is actually good, if you think that way please shoot yourself in the face and die.

Follow me ^^^^

Am I the only one waiting for the meteor shower?

Flags

Drinking a caramel frappuccino

Gooooooooooool de Mexico!!!

Just saw a sign for 39 cent tacos, enough said.

Going to LA tomorrow

RT @glorymanunited: Great, great ball from Welbeck (the replay made it look even better)

Watching Maury proves to me that white people can act ghetto too

Watching DC Cupcakes, and one of the girls has a gonzo nose, holy god its huge

How can I describe the beauty in her eyes, the kindness in her soul, and the love in her laughs? #thistweetisdedicated2 @TaliaHowland

Campeones Mundiales!! Felicidades Espana!!!

Goooooooooooooooooool de Espana!!!!!

Viva Espana!!!

Veggie burgers are fucking delicious

We all have that person who makes us smile, the one who makes everything worthwhile

"It's not America anymore if you can't get drunk in public" @imanacobian

LOL Fail

I didn't know babies had to look stylish when they're shitting in a diaper.

Kill Bill is a Disney film?

Inedible to incredible is my new favorite show, you guys need to check it out. Like right now.

I just realized that A Bug's Life is The Three Amigos, but in a cartoon.

Shakira sounds like a dude, there I said it.

"Is it authentic Chinese food if Mexicans are making it?"

"Apparently you don't need to speak perfect english to work at Wal-Mart" @imanacobian

"Do you have anything here besides Mexican food? "

"Jefe, what is a plethora?"

About to Watch Toy Story 3

Youth in Revolt is a really good movie

I'm always used to losing and rejection, that's the life of a Raider fan.

It's gonna be a long night, let's talk people.

Viva Mexico Cabrones

RT @espn: Mexico dooms reeling France, on cusp of last 16 - http://es.pn/9AZfeb

#Mexico gano el partido!

Blanco con el segundo!!! #Mexico 2- #France 0

Penalty for #Mexico!

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!! de #Mexico

#Mexico better kick some french ass tonight

Holla!!! Got a shout out on Live 105!

Thinking about getting a new system, Xbox 360, Playstation 3 or Wii, which one should I get?

Oh my god "You're Cut Off" is the funniest show on Vh1 EVER! The chicks can't even cook their own food, bitches be trippin!

What a shock England is already beating the US #worldcup

Singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" with my dad and @imanacobian.

Goooooooooooooool de Mexico!!!!!!! #worldcup

I saw this girl as Wal-Mart with the monster logo tattooed on her ankle, you know what that tells me, she's really classy.

If Mario had a shotgun... http://ping.fm/aDkRt

I love you @taliahowland

"I don't computer" http://ping.fm/rjKtI

"Midnight is when the day begins"

I think Mario & Luigi were the original guidos

The Boondocks are the shit!

Who has two thumbs and is speaking at graduation? This guy!

Eating Chinese food

I've been noticing I don't tweet as often as I used to, maybe it's because I have a girlfriend now.

How come theres always a glass of milk with a bowl of cereal in commercials? I don't get it.

My girlfriend is the best

With my girlfriend when it comes to me or Desperate Housewives, Desperate Housewives wins.

Thank you

Iron Man 2 was the shit!

About to watch Iron Man 2

At the end of the day we all want someone to listen to us, talk to us, and that will always be there for you no matter what.

City of Blinding Lights is the best song ever.

Only me and @imanacobian would be excited to go into a chocolate store

Favorite songs: City of Blinding Lights by U2 and Speed of Sound by @Coldplay

Dear Arizona, I have one question for you, What does an illegal immigrant look like?

#FF @taliahowland @imanacobian @jaylatt @igog_1 @cachettes

Life is good. Can I get an amen?

Life is good. Can I get a amen?

@imanacobian "I think i found a cure for cancer, death. Once you die it's gone"

A man that has never felt pain, has never lived life.

First of all... Backdoor

First of all... Backdoor

I'm at motherfucking Chili's bitches! Who's jealous?

Kick-Ass is a must see!

About to watch Kick-Ass

Trying filipino food for the first time verdict: Delicious

Modern Family is a great show

When you have one bad day, you have a week of good ones. All you have to do is smile.

Are you supposed to pass or fail a drug test? I'm not sure...

When you do things for your love you always succeed.

Me

RT @glorymanunited: RT @AswinFreezin: #MUFC Javier Hernandez scores 21 goals in 28 appearances with 24 shots on goal for Chivas..

When you're drunk the history channel is fascinating.

"If i had a girlfriend with puppy breath, i would marry her!" Ruben Ramirez

I wanna see the dog whisperer get fucked up by a dog.

Daft Punk made me jizz in my pants

This week has been so amazing

I think pigs will start flying soon: my sister has a facebook page

RT @glorymanunited: United sign Mexico striker http://bit.ly/aaxroh #mufc

RT @chivas: Hace un momento Jorge Vergara anuncio que Chicharito jugara con el Manchester United. Mas informacion en breve.

Isn't love the best?

The Beatles, U2, and Coldplay. Best bands of all time

Black Diamond Hills

@imanacobian with a future burger

Headed for Black Diamond mines

Some people say not believing in god is to not have faith, i say you're becoming realistic.

RT @chivas: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL DE CHIIIIIVAAASSSSSSSSS !Gooool de Omar Arellano!

Too much time with the little kids

If you live in California and you're wearing a scarf you're a douche-bag, it is not that cold here, if anything wear it in Alaska asshole...

Woke up early to catch the Manchester United vs. Chelsea game. This will be an epic game of football. #mufc

I find it funny to have just seen a popeyes car being followed closely by a ambulance.

Best April's Fools joke a girl can pull on a guy: "I'm pregnant"

Talking to my lady about chick flicks and twitter.

RT @CNN: 'Stand and Deliver' teacher Jaime Escalante is dead. http://ping.fm/Ksq6M

I don't get audiobooks, if you have the time to listen couldn't you just read the book instead?

Let's smoke a blunt with Jesus

RT @Soccernet: ESPN Soccer Net News Bolton 0-4 Manchester United http://bit.ly/cKTayX

Soccernet: ESPN Soccer Net News Bolton 0-4 Manchester United http://bit.ly/cKTayX

Nipple shop?

Just ate a burrito the size of my arm only in Oakland.

Headed to the 510

My clothes from the dryer smell like vanilla :-)

#FollowFriday @taliahowland @igog_1 @imanacobian @jaylatt @bnthradio

Best way to pump yourself for the day: Blast Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses in your school parking lot.

Double-U tee eff

Watching South Park with my lady.

Wants to play a massive game of Where's Waldo in New York City.

Chillin' in Oakley

Chillin' in Oakley

Chillin' in Oakley

Chillin' in Oakley

RT @Soccernet: ESPN Soccer Net News Man Utd 2-1 Liverpool: Park sends United top http://bit.ly/bZqZCF

It's official, i'm gay for Gaga. Bad Romance is the shit. (This is what happens when you hang out with teenage girls for a weekend)

So Justin Bieber was chatting with my sister and her friend on Stickam.

She taught me that everyone has someone to love.

Life is like an ocean, the farther you go, the deeper it gets.

Recount is an amazing movie.

The moment you think you're better than everyone else is the moment you're not.

Watching South Park and talking to my lady.

My sister's poem, follow her on Tumblr: http://ping.fm/xFJlc

My lady is awesome.

With my lady when it comes to either me or gossip girl, Gossip girl wins.

Listening to Soundcheck and texting my lady, its a good sunday night.

She is the real thing.

This will be my third day in a row having a burrito.

People of the Bay Area! I need a job, hook a brother up! If your place is hiring please contact me.

Rugby is interesting

Clearly not sober because the burrito from Oakland was so fucking delicious.

I love watching people become frustrated waiting for their bags at the airport. Its funny.

Oakland Airport: Waiting Sucks

"Todo lo de antes, era lo mas bonito" Abuelito Pino

I love talking to my lady.

Watching Babe

Having ribs tonight!

Dreams are strange. Do they tell you what you want to happen or what will happen?

Been trying to chat with my lady on AIM, but so far no luck.

Chinese Buffet bitches!

SJ Flea Market

Welcome to my room

A life without love is a life not worth living.

King of California is one of my new favorite movies.

Watching Major League

Scholes scores his 100th premier league goal! United finally take the lead. #mufc

Coffee in hand, about to watch the Manchester United vs. Wolves game Let's go United! #mufc

Let's talk. Ask for the number.

I got straight A's for the first time in my life! Holla!

A smile can change the world.

Ocean's Eleven is my favorite movie.

A lot to think about tonight. I hope she does as well.

I'm so confused.

"I don't want to be your friend, I just want to be your lover."

One died, another moved, and one is thousands of miles away. How twisted a love life is.

To live my life anew with you, would be the way to live a life again.

RT @espn: Miller thwarts Canada as U.S. gets stunning win - http://tinyurl.com/yh5b9qg (Canada is weeping, haha!)

Things that are NOT sports: Poker, fishing, bowling, nascar, everything in the winter olympics except hockey.

#gayestthingidid Sing Katy Perrys Hot n Cold with my cousins in downtown walnut creek.

Whats up everyone? Busy day for me today, working on some new things for @bnthradio, get ready it will kick so much ass.

Things to do before I die: Go to a U2 and Coldplay concert.

Don't you hate it when you're so confused and you don't know what to do?

What did I get myself into?

The glimmer of hope now turned to a bright light. I guess things always get better no matter what.

Politicians should stop arguing and get to work. Stop looking at each others problems because in the end we are all Americans.

#FF @taliahowland @igog_1 @elikalove @jaylatt @itshudabitch @cachettes

LMC tonight

I need to go to Pointer's Pizza in St. Louis, their pizzas look delicious.

I know she's the one for me, but I know I'm not the one for her.

"Sleep
Sleep tonight
And may your dreams
Be realized
If the thunder cloud
Passes rain
So let it rain
Rain down on he
Mmm...mmm...mmm..."

Dave Chappelle taught me the 5th amendment

"With half-closed eyes and heavy sighs, he would gaze into space seeing a momentary vision of her precious face"

"If we love them, we become deeply concerned about their welfare. We become involved in their lives"

Woke up with a smile on my face, things are gonna change, I can feel it.

None of it was real. Deal with it. All that you thought we had never existed.

First of all balls

Shopping at a organic store.

Happy Valentines Day

What I'm going to send out will be very weird PR keeps telling me that I'm too mean and that i need to show my human side so here i go mofos

My cousin busy at Subway

"Oh no, I see
A spider web is tangled up with me
And I lost my head
And thought of all the stupid things I'd said" Trouble by @coldplay

The opening ceremony is amazing

The Parade of Nations = Adult version of Its A Small World

The singer for Muse looks like he makes love to the microphone just sayin'

Working on playlists for @bnthradio Suggestions anyone?

Making a ball bounce in animation

My weekend starts at 9:50 tonight.

Tell me why I'm watching BBC America

I want to sky dive, just to know what it feels like to have no problems in the world.

When you're bored, watching the Discovery Channel is fascinating.

My snack between classes

"I have climbed the highest mountains
I have run through the fields
Only to be with you
Only to be with you."

Watch me do some work http://ping.fm/4ryE8

Home alone. Holla!

Everything I thought I had was just fake.

Teaching my puppy how to sit and stay.

Planning a trip this summer to see a friend far far away...

Congratulations to the New Orleans Saints for beating the Colts and winning Super Bowl 44

Manchester United is up 5 goals to nil. Awesome #mufc

Groundhog Day is one good movie.

"Leave me alone. Die" Greg Gory

Be a realist, it will save you a ton of time.

Follow Friday @taliahowland @bnthradio @igog_1 @jaylatt @Whitemenace @cachettes

On my break drinking vitamin water

Waiting for my class at LMC to start.

You see the most diverse people at Grocery Outlet

I've been waiting for happiness for 17 years... I can wait some more...

"4, 3, 2, 1
Earth below us
drifting, falling.
Floating weightless
calling, calling home..."

http://ping.fm/mXljJ working out the kinks come watch and listen to @bnthradio

http://ping.fm/QRQ8w come chat people!

Finally got the third webcam to work, come chat with me http://ping.fm/IPEKY (no audio for today)

#JumpOffABridge If you are politically correct

I'm grateful that i was born in California, I could have easily been born in a boring state like Nebraska or Idaho.

A fat mans best friend: Colonel Sanders

RT @Soccernet: Manchester United 3 - Arsenal 0 at the emirates (53')

This city is filled with douche-bags, people of Antioch am I wrong?

Is it sad if I get excited when I'm in a long line and it moves two feet?

Formspring = A stalkers dream come true

Watching Dude, Where's My Car? For the very first time.

United till I die

My workplace for the semester.

How to find out if your girlfriend is a slut: If her knees are always broken, get a new girlfriend.

LMC tonight.

The Buried Life is one good show.

I love walking into the giant freezer in costco!

Coldplay is a poor man's U2 and U2 is a poor man's Beatles.

Watching Role Models

#nowplaying An Honest Mistake by The Bravery

#nowplaying Starlight by @Muse

I have a heart to love, a brain to think and a soul to live...

#nowplaying Karma Police by Radiohead

A friend told me the other day that there is weed called "Alaskan Thunderfuck" i laughed so much, who makes up those stupid names?

How to find out if your girlfriend is a slut: Take a black-light to her room, turn off the lights. If the room is spotless, good for you.

Eggos for brinner hell yeah!

What I learned today: Some people aren't as bad as you think they are, that canada sucks and that in the end we are all just human.

Do you ever wonder the fathers of sluts know that their "little princess" is a whore? Or do they just live in ignorance?

Be Kind Rewind is one good movie

I'm always there for my friends, I'm the person that you can lean on.

#nowplaying Bodysnatchers by Radiohead

I dont get why people have viewing parties for a tv show(like Lost or House), people will use any excuse just to drink.

"I'm all for women who get plastic surgery, because surgery allows you to make your outer appearance resemble your inner appearance, fake"

Maybe it was all just in my head... Maybe she never liked me at all...

Do short girls like tall guys? Ladies help me out on this please

24 is the best show ever Period.

"...where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character." Martin Luther King Jr. #ihaveadream

#NowPlaying Where the Streets Have No Name by U2

#ghettoremedies 7 up or Sprite for colds, stomach problems or anything else...

I like watching American Idol only for the laughs that i get from the people who think they can sing.

You idiots actually think you know me...

Love your friends, because you never know what could happen to them...

"The drunk mind does what the sober mind wants"

RT @Ravels: So, Mark McGwire admits he used steroids and NBC admits The Jay Leno Show sucked. How will we recover from these massive shocks?

#musicmonday Kansas Dust in the Wind and Mad World by Michael Andrews & Gary Jules (these songs can make a person think about a lot...)

If you are doing things out of fear and not love, then that's one life not living for...

Why is there bowling on ESPN and why do people think its a sport? Can someone answer my question

Everytime I'm hungry, I change the channel to the food network.

#nowplaying Get On Your Boots by U2

For once in a long time i can say that i did not have a good day...

I'm tired all over. Mentally, emotionally, and physically...

Follow Friday @bnthradio @taliahowland @jaylatt @megatanner @Cachettes @igog_1 @elikalove @edgefm @imanacobian

Took some vicodin hopefully I'll feel better today...

Depression is a side effect in life...

Working in the morning

Different strokes for different folks

People, what is your favorite U2 song?

"Life is duality" George Lucas

I always see the negative in the positive and the positive in the negative. I'm like that I guess...

Listening to Just Breathe by @pearljam (great song!)

My memories are connected with everyone... How come?

My memories are slowing coming back...

Ask me anything and i will answer the question as soon as possible http://ping.fm/s1iw6

Ask me anything http://ping.fm/CduOP I will answer

At the As seen on tv store at the mall and I'm contemplating if i should buy the slap chop. Should I?

Watching Borat, Very Nice!

Its amazing how we are all connected...

"Years teach us more than books." Berthold Auerbach

Follow Friday @bnthradio @imanacobian @taliahowland @jaylatt @cachettes @igog_1 @edgefm @coldplay @deadmau5 @freebayarea @whitemenace

Happy New Year everyone! I hope that you make this year a very successful one!